Chronicles of a Biddy.

When I realize my flight will be more than 2 hours

I’m just like..

Drunk Dancing

Expectation:

Reality:

When someone comments on how small my apartment is

I’m just like..

The morning after a night of walking around in heels

I look like this: 

When a weird guy buys me a drink

I wanna be like…

When people post political status updates on facebook

I’m just like…

When I turned in my final paper of college

My reaction to drivers who cut me off

When my boyfriend says he’s going to my favorite bar without me

I’m like…

When I drink tequilla

At first, it’s like…

And then it’s like…